[This ancient megaparty and mythic wrestling event is free to attend. 21+ to drink. Content may not be suitable for kids]
Sing, oh muses, of the grapple of giants! Of vindictive deities cleaving the sky with ruddy thunderbolts! Of hundred-headed beasts gorging themselves on mortal flesh. Of golden, liquid ambrosia pouring from brown urns! Of palatial splendor razed in ecstatic revelry! Sing, of muses, OF WRESTLESLAM V!!!
THE ZEUS IS LOOSE
It's time...for the Ancient Times! It's an ANCIENT GREEK/Pan-mythology-themed party that will rouse every imprisoned, outmoded monster. INVOKE DYONYSIS, PREPARE FOR ANTHESTERIA! Chill with Charon and pet Cerebrus like a regular dog! Wield folding chairs of bronze; gather before a marble ring flanked by 4 massive pillars! Get RAW in the RAWQUEDUCT! Enter the BRAWLOSEUM! Some Roman stuff might get in there, too. "That's cool!"
THE OLYMPICS
This is the REAL Olympics, and there's only one sport - Wrestling! By Apollo's arrows and Athena's sword, chests shall be chopped and torsos slammed. Utter jubilation will awaken Ares himself and then BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!
Enter THE AGE OF MYTH with us on March 9th, and witness humanity's greatest lyrical epic...
THE BASH OF THE TITANS